MICKEY X3
⭐ Chain O' Lakes Patriots

BUILDING ACONSERVATIVEMOVEMENT

The Chain O' Lakes Patriots are reshaping Illinois politics from the ground upβ€”organizing precincts, mobilizing voters, and proving grassroots conservatives can win.

Together, we're taking back our community.

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Mike Mickey Scornavacco - Illinois Republican Author, Conservative Satirist, Chain O Lakes Patriots Founder

American Grit

Our movement is built by everyday patriots who refuse to sit on the sidelines. We organize, we mobilize, we winβ€”one precinct at a time.

The Mission

Builder,
Not Performer

Grassroots organizer. Community builder. Unapologetic political satirist. Mike "Mickey" Scornavacco lives in the real world.

Founder of Chain O' Lakes Patriots. Republican Precinct Committeeperson for Antioch. Published author of six books. Regular at Captain's Quarters and Blarney's Island.

"The kind of guy institutions don't know what to do with, because he doesn't beg for permission."
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Chain O' Lakes Patriots
Illinois Republican Movement
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6 Conservative Books
Best-Selling Political Commentary
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Political Satirist
Conservative Voice
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Republican Precinct Leader
Antioch, Lake County, IL
Conservative Books & Political Commentary

Political Books by Conservative Author

Conservative political satire. No woke narratives. Just unfiltered truth.

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