T-Shirt — FAFO Bold Logo Tee (F.A.F.O.)

The shirt they accidentally made famous. Born from one Jeep, one parade, one hilarious meltdown, and absolutely zero apologies. Front: Big, loud, red, white, and blue Bull's Shit lettering. Back: Bull's legendary parade Jeep with eagle, duck, flags, and the slogan: THIS PARADE IS BULL'S SHIT.

Chain O' Lakes Patriots edition. This shirt is not for everyone — and that's exactly the point.

This isn't a fashion statement. It's a warning label.